I'M BAAAACK!

Ok...so...I fell off for a minute. I'se back.

Short RECAP:

1.) THEY STILL GOT IT. (See...."N.E. Heartbreak") My boys' were doing their thing. And, yes, Bobby waddled his fat, high ass out and hit 'My Prerogative' and 'Mr. Telephone Man.' The show was HOT and off-the-hook. Sobriety even showed up and allowed K-Ci & Jo Jo to do a decent set.

2.) I had a serious talk with Enema. (See...."I Think You Need An Enema!") I stressed the importance of Winterfresh and always having it on hand in the workplace. We covered after-lunch brush-ups and post-coffee cinnamon sticks. All has been somewhat good. There's been a few bad days...but mama said we'd have days like that.

3.) No one has found the "pussy's" yet. They just f**kin' vanished. No more sightings...no more nothing. And, yes, I saw two cats brawling 3 weeks ago in front of my house. And, yes, I called the Po's and Animal Control. And, yes, dem bammas came out and asked me did I report "some cougars" in front of my yard. And, yes, I hoped it would make the news...but....yet.....nothing. So f**k it. (See.."Bush Be F**king Wit Us")


Now on with the show........

The Cloud of Life

Ok...so...what the f**k is 'The Cloud of Life'? It's what I'm calling the fact that I will be another year older tomorrow (yep, tomorrow's my birthday. *** Shout out to all the mighty GEMINI'S) and I'm really beginning to feel it. It seems like I have been starring at '30' for years now...and i'm not far from having '30' buss me in the damn eye. I was sailing 10 years ago. I was getting my freak on 5 years ago. Today, shit feels like a cloud....creeping by like a mutha------. I remember wildin' out and doing my thing and mom's telling me, "Relish this time in your life. It only comes once. You'll turn around and be '30' one day." Ok...so...yea...mom's be saying stuff that isn't rocket-science prophesy....but it still rings in your head.

I actually thought about retirement this morning. (The cloud struck.)

I actually thought about adopting a kid this morning. (The cloud struck.)

I actually thought about re-locating this morning. (Damn cloud.)


Ok...so...I'm looking forward to the next chapter in my life. I'm in a long-term relationship, I have a career, I have no family issues.....for real - life is lovely. But, what's next.

Let's see who calls me tomorrow.

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