What the Fuck....I've been tagged!!
Ok...so....Royce's Daughter hit me. So...on with the show:
1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?
Of course, I got live-in.....!
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Alot of shit has gone down in Fort Dupont Park.
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
It's funny as shit when someone be doing their thang.....and then.....SNEEZE!!!
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Only because the sex coincided with me coming down off my high. I didn't want it to end, yet!! :-)
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Maybe...after I wake up from my after-sex nap.
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
We all have that very special "regret" in our past or even present.
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Naw...no need. Sex is mostly mental for me...and since my mind is all fucked up...I ain't gotta fake shit...it's coming! :-)
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUK UP?
Ummm...dirty talk then shut the fuck up!!! Say what you gotta say....then...HIT IT!!
9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
Lord, Jehovah, Budda, Allah, etc...forgive me, for I have sinned!
10. EVER MASTERBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Ok..so..umm...this here would be some fucked up shit. Hell to the NAW. NEXT!!
11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
Let's see....does it count if the one night stand evolved into a relationship??
12. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME?
Only once...I had to try it. Que sera, que sera!!
13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Let's just say the TV was on.
14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
Nope.
16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRISING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
Shit...I can't say I've had one. I haven't pee'd on anyone :-)
17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
Sixteen. As my grandma would say....youth is wasted on the young. And she couldn't have been righter!
18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
My Boo.
19. DO YOU THINK THAT number 18 IS POSSIBLE?
Hell yea...right after So You Think I Can Dance goes off.
20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
Slightly...
21. WOULD U HAVE SEX WITH THE PERSON THAT POSTED THIS?
I'm must decline.
1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?
Of course, I got live-in.....!
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Alot of shit has gone down in Fort Dupont Park.
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
It's funny as shit when someone be doing their thang.....and then.....SNEEZE!!!
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Only because the sex coincided with me coming down off my high. I didn't want it to end, yet!! :-)
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Maybe...after I wake up from my after-sex nap.
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
We all have that very special "regret" in our past or even present.
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Naw...no need. Sex is mostly mental for me...and since my mind is all fucked up...I ain't gotta fake shit...it's coming! :-)
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUK UP?
Ummm...dirty talk then shut the fuck up!!! Say what you gotta say....then...HIT IT!!
9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
Lord, Jehovah, Budda, Allah, etc...forgive me, for I have sinned!
10. EVER MASTERBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Ok..so..umm...this here would be some fucked up shit. Hell to the NAW. NEXT!!
11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
Let's see....does it count if the one night stand evolved into a relationship??
12. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME?
Only once...I had to try it. Que sera, que sera!!
13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Let's just say the TV was on.
14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
Nope.
16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRISING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
Shit...I can't say I've had one. I haven't pee'd on anyone :-)
17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
Sixteen. As my grandma would say....youth is wasted on the young. And she couldn't have been righter!
18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
My Boo.
19. DO YOU THINK THAT number 18 IS POSSIBLE?
Hell yea...right after So You Think I Can Dance goes off.
20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
Slightly...
21. WOULD U HAVE SEX WITH THE PERSON THAT POSTED THIS?
I'm must decline.
posted by a.Marie at 6:20 PM
4 Comments:
*dead* @ "I must decline* Ummmmmmm I'mma have to say I apreciate your declining too. This was funny...but ooooooooooohhhh!! A three-some LOL!!! I'ma tell...tell...tell somebody *shrug*
*dead* @ you leavin #14 blank with no type of explanation. Lucy, you got some 'splainin ta do!
Aw @ #1. You braggin? Sucka!
Lord, Jehova, Budda, Allah, etc...hilarious!
Who you like on So You Think You Can Dance? If Danyell (sp) and her goofy white boy partner don't win, I'm gon write the show.
Hey Royce...."The Hips Don't Lie!"
Notyourmomma....you know Danielle and Benji are my couple on So You Think You Can Dance!
Holla
Hey Woman, did you see Danielle and Benji last night?! He wants her! LOL
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