Deja Fucking Vu!

I used to bag girls like Birkin Bags
Now I bag B (Boy you hurting that!)

Translation: I used to get girls that were all that. Now I'm fucking the shit out of Beyoncé and she agrees.

Yes...he has the hottest fucking flow in hip-hop. But what the fuck! They might as well star in their own porn videos - 'cause B is throwing the booty and Hov is hitting it in broad fucking daylight. They started the shit with Bonnie & Clyde (their underground porn names). Then the shit got a little 'Crazy' after they came out about being 'In Love.' Now...we are being visually and audibly assaulted by the erratic video movements and screaching pitch of Deja Vu. In my mind...I'm Hov's #1 fan. I drop a line from any CD from Reasonable Doubt to the Black album at some point everyday. But, this shit is becoming lewd. I guess Beyoncé has some shit in store for the world when she drops her new CD B'Day on her birthday - September 5th. Now you heard it here first. I used my hacking skills and previewed each rack on the album. The CD has 10 songs and two bonus tracks - one for the fans and one from the Dreamgirls Soundtrack. Hov appears on another track called "Upgrade U." (No pun intended.) A few other songs could be porn themes such as "Got Me Bodied", "Kitty Kat" and "Freakum Dress." I'm done with B.

I must digress and change the subject. I went to see Mary J. Blige in BMore tonight. She was off the fucking hook. (I'll keep it positive and not comment on Jaheim. LeToya Luckett was pretty good though.) Like fine wine, Mary gets way better with time. She's aging beautifully and is so intune with herself. She put on a show and sang her heart out. It's more than the music that makes me a fan - it's her energy. Between songs she said something that was so profound, "It's hard to have to deal with people everyday - knowing they smile in your face and hate your fucking guts!" That's some real, everyday shit. I go to work everyday and know exactly what she meant. Mary's life, love, experience, and struggles are truly a "Breakthrough."

One!