Thursday, September 14, 2006

GUESS WHO'S BIZAAAACK!!!!

"HOT DAMN HO HERE WE GO AGAIN/LIGHT AS A ROCK BITCH/HARD AS A COCK BITCH!" ~ Lil Kim (featured on Mobb Deep's 'Quiet Storm' remix)

Lil Kim goes to jail


I had to come back with some raunchy shit to prove....I still got it. (And a shout out was needed to welcome Kim back into society.)

The days have flown by...but I'm back in the game. (As Jay-Z would tell that trick B....LET'S GO GET 'EM.)

Introducing..........my WHAT THE FUCK list! (Vibe's questions ain't got shit on me!)

1. What the fuck....happened to summer?

2. What the fuck....made the gas prices drop..besides Bush's dumb-ass?

3. What the fuck....is Beyoncé ringing a damn alarm for?

4. What the fuck....took Whitney so long to realize Bobby's prerogative was really her problem?

5. What the fuck....is what I asked myself after being deeply moved by Spike Lee's special on HBO about Katrina. (Didn't you love Phyliss Montana LeBlanc's realness.)

6. What the fuck....is Bush fucking up right now?

7. What the fuck....took Chris Tucker so long to comeback. (I'm going to see him at the Warner Theatre in October. He's on a 21 city tour before shooting 'Rush Hour 3.')

8. What the fuck....causes Kanye West and Diddy to wear smediums on a regular basis now?

9. What the fuck....makes 'Flavor of Love' so damn addictive.

10. What the fuck....is keeping me from smacking the shit out of Co-Worker 1, Co-Worker 2, and Co-Worker everyday. (Damn I need counseling!!)

Now back to your regularly scheduled program!