Fuck.....a.........'B'!

I had to get my mind right before I decided to allot some brain cells and my time to focus on that trick “B” for a minute. But since she’s in the fucking ‘6 Degrees of Separation’ link to my man, H-O-V-A, I’m gonna give her 6….6 minutes. I reviewed her shit for y’all – B’Day – before the album even dropped (see Deja Fucking Vu!). I think I’ve had all I can take since they are stroking her imaginary dick with this Dreamgirls shit. I mean, let’s get fucking real! What category are B’s singing skills on? You have the Tony-Award winning Anika Noni Rose who plays Lorrell (PURE TALENT); Jennifer “American Idol 3” Hudson who plays Effie (PURER TALENT), and then B who plays Deena (FUCK).

Here’s the facts: Jennifer Holiday played the original Effie. And what the fuck do we all remember from this? We remember Ms. Damn-I-Can-Blow Holiday hitting ‘And I Am Telling You.’ We don’t remember shit from Deena. Don’t get me wrong, Sheryl Lee Ralph played Deena, and she’s a talented lady…but the clincher was still Effie. Lastly, Lorretta Devine played Lorrell. Back in 1981, they were considered powerhouses on Broadway before B was barely a developed squirt of sperm. So, there it is...…does all that talent sum up to equal one weak-ass B? I’m tired of the media choking my ass by forcing B down my damn throat. Look at one of the fucking promos:

All I have to do is dream…..fuck…...this shit has turned into a damn nightmare.

I mean…yea….I turn the volume up and nod my fucking head when some of this Trick’s tunes come on….not because of her….but moreso because of the beat and/or my man H-to-the-O-V.

It don’t take much….and hate is such a strong ass word….but here are some reasons to consider the shit:

1. Jay-Z. (Enough said!)...... Fuck – he upgraded her ass.

2. Letoya and Latavia (the Destiny’s Child rejects).....Yea, well, only the courts know the “True Hollywood Story”….but I smell a B!!

3. Michelle and Kelly...... who were faithfully knocked around the damn stage like props.

4. Tina and Matthew (the parents)......Everybody’s family has some type of dysfunction….but these two are just weird as shit.

5. The Weave…..I mean…right....dat shit rings it's own alarm!

6. The Teeth….are those fucking Chicklets in her mouth.?

7. The Drama…..she’s always bringing the shit.

8. The Realness….she hides it if there is any.

9. The Moves….she’s truly an over-choreographed B. I’m ready to Crump her ass in a dance battle!! (Y’all not ready for my moves :->)

10 .Goldmember, Carmen, and Fighting Temptations.....Fuck…if Halle ain’t recording this trick shouldn’t act.

(Just when you try to give a trick the benefit of the doubt…..she spews shit-breath!) For those – like me – that for real focus on the facts…..peep this:

Point#1: Animal rights organization People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) have voiced concern over Beyoncé wearing and using fur in her clothing line, House of Deréon. After winning an online eBay auction, offered by VH1 for the Save the Music Foundation, to dine with Knowles in June 2006, two PETA members confronted the singer at a restaurant in New York City about her use of fur. Knowles did not respond, and the PETA members were escorted out.

Point #2: PETA attacked Beyoncé a second time on August 25, 2006. PETA wrote a letter of concern to Beyoncé about the treatment of baby alligators in a photoshoot. Knowles spoke to Arena magazine about the photoshoot for "Ring the Alarm," where a baby alligator had its mouth taped shut. She told Arena, "There was a shot where I held an alligator. (It) had (its) mouth taped – that was my bright idea." Knowles added, "He was really cute, but since his mouth was taped, he didn't have any way to defend himself. He was upset, so he peed on me. That was an experience." The organization contacted a biologist, who wrote a letter to Beyoncé. "As a specialist in reptile biology and welfare, I'm concerned about your posing with a terrified baby alligator for your new album cover." He added, "Humans and alligators are not natural bedfellows, and the two should not mix at events such as photo shoots. In my view, doing so is arguably abusive to an animal."

I would’ve pissed on this bitch, too!

One!!